June 2011
just saw a post that said "reblog if you...
notcuddles:
iamthespacecadet:
janboree:
i remember high school being that easy
lol you guys are fucked in college
you can’t bullshit anything
YMMV
I’ve always bullshitted everything and I’ve maintained a 3.7 throughout college.
Can’t bullshit in college my ass.
I bullshitted ALL of college. Graduated with a 3.5.
Granted, I was an art major…
But even in my non-major classes it...
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Relationship Status
weareallafricans:
( ) Single
( ) In a Relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
(X) Waiting for a miracle
lmao, but seriously!
I KNOW RITE
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Nasty thoughts
erickswipe:
I don’t care if you are in ur period bitch I still want to eat u out
I call it v8 slushy
YES
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You can quite easily live healthy on a low budget;
ga-shton:
glossylalia:
squee-gee:
cocoslushies:
teallikethecolor:
Grow a garden, hunt if you’re rural, trap small animals (squirrel/pigeon) if you’re urban, pick dandelion greens and use rice and beans as staples.
This is a joke, right?
Squirrels and pigeons?
I’ll eat one after she eats one.
At what temperature do you have to cook a squirrel or pigeon so you don’t get rabies?
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Celebrating the loud slutty sensibility - Meena... →
In our context, merely fighting the manifestation of an evil will only provide a quick-fix reality-TV friendly solution that will not address, or attack, the disturbing root cause of the problem itself. It is flawed logic to expect Indian men to not indulge in leching, leering, groping, harassing, molesting and raping women on the streets when they are seasoned wife-beaters at home. According...
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junkyard-bodhisattva answered your question: foulowl replied to your post: WHERE ARE YOU…
There is “Gunt” which is a hella nasty word because it has the C-Word on in — Gut+C-Word= Gunt
LOLOLOL GUNT I LOVE IT. New word of the day!! You guys can we please make Gunt a thing? I’m posting a nice current pic of my gunt, and there’s a mirror in the photo so you get a good view of my...
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“My loneliness is killing me, I must confess I still believe, when I’m not with...”
– Sylvia Plath (via aimeenoodle)
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foulowl replied to your post: WHERE ARE YOU FINDING ROMPERS WITH A HIGH WAIST?! The only ones I can find are drop waists and they are ALL KINDS of unflattering.
I have never heard the term “frontbutt” until now.
FOR REALS?! I use it on a weekly basis (at least). Maybe b/c I wear clothes that show off my generous front-badonk quite often. What term do you use then? Pooch? Foopa? Massive fanny...
donotcallmeashley asked: WHERE ARE YOU FINDING ROMPERS WITH A HIGH WAIST?!
The only ones I can find are drop waists and they are ALL KINDS of unflattering.
The only ones I can find are drop waists and they are ALL KINDS of unflattering.
Why are one piece rompers coming back in style?
offbeatorbit:
toulouselastartrek:
I look like a sack of potatoes in them. >:’(
2big2btrendy
I actually was just as side eye and skeptical about them until I saw one that I really liked last week in Manchester and just had to get it. I think it really depends on the style (shorts or trouser bottoms) and what you match it with. I know that for me it looks best if I’m wearing something...
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“You loathe yourself, and yet you’re consumed by the grandiose ideas you have...”
– DEAR SUGAR, The Rumpus Advice Column #48: Write Like a Motherfucker (via oscillating)
OH GOD THIS IS ME
May 2011
microaggressions:
I was walking down the street hand-in-hand with my girlfriend. An unknown woman stopped in front of us and snapped, “You’re excused!”
Actually this is something I would do. This shit pisses me off to no end. Look I understand you’re all happy and in love and what-not, but gay, lesbian, straight, whatever, your relationship gives you no right to take up the entire...
crumbtasticpeenor asked: rosie is my dog.
These are the things I don't like.
ashleyisavag:
—Harry Potter —Religion —Animal Abuse —People who are against Pit Bulls or any other “threatening” dog —Twilight vs. Harry Potter war —War in general —Judgmental Bullshit —Not having cigarettes —When people try to make you look like you are some terrible person when you haven’t done anything wrong —Not having a car —Walking(though I go on walks frequently) —Not being able to sleep...
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Watchdiiirtygiantz:
“This is John Blaze, I can get JIGGY with this shit.” :D
“You know who you dealin wit?”
“Bishop Tutu?”
“Try again muthafucka!”
“Winnie Mandela?”
OH GOD I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING THIS MOVIE.
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Ok guise I swear I'm done with the aminalspam
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Watchyagazieemezi:
And my ‘fro is back!
….I had to stop myself before I got too crunk lol
So jealous of the fro!
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AMERICA
aimeenoodle:
THE ONLY PLACE WHERE CONVENIENCE STORE AND PHARMACY MEAN THE SAME THING
WHAT
YOU SAY THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU EVER HEARD
WHAT IF YOUR GRANDMA IS DYING OF ASTHMA
AND YOU GO GET HER MEDS
AND YOU’RE LIKE “HMM I COULD GO FOR SOME SNICKER-DOODLES”
YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS IF YOU WERE IN ENGLAND YOU’D HAVE TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE
NOT IN AMERICA
FUCK YES
Was JUST thinking about...
Things I Wish More People Understood
cunthorse:
blackbrrystone:
You can like something and still justifiably criticize it
You cannot avoid issues in culture and fiction unless you SHUT ALL CULTURE OUT ENTIRELY. Yeah, that’s not going to happen.
Getting mad when someone talks about them and/or pretending they don’t exist helps no one.
Calling out fuckery in a tv show or song isn’t negativity, it’s survival
I don’t live to...
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Curly Nikki | Natural Hair Styles and Curly Hair... →
offbeatorbit:
I NEED TO WASH MY HAIR SO BADLY IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG OMG. THIS SITE GIVES ME INSPIRATION NOT TO TREAT MY HAIR LIKE SHIT.
I think I might do the grow out challenge, but that involves getting my hair trimmed, which I’m kinda scared of!
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**in unpacking stumbles upon old dog's ashes**
…and the weeping commences.
Now I’ll certainly get absolutely nothing done today.
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"Homonormativity is a chameleon-like ideology that...
kalemason:
seriouslyflippant:
beverly-heels:
Martin F. Manalansan IV
Bravo.
mm yes.
THIS. Why I cannot and will not ever support gay marriage (because I don’t support the state sanctioning of ANY marriage). Of course, I respect those who do support the cause because I’m not one to say everyone ought to reject the breadcrumbs they throw you if you’re starving.
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BRB GONNA EAT ICE CREAM AND PET THE CATS AND MAYBE...
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I always do this:
Start doing something that could affect my future in a really awesome, important way but then when it gets close to the deadline I pretty much give up, telling myself there’s no point, they’re not going to accept me anyways. Or I ask myself if I really want this and wouldn’t I rather just live at my parents and get a Shiba Inu instead.
I dunno. I have 4.5 hours to finish this....
